February 2012
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fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
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John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
Friend 1: "Oh my god, what are you guys DOING?"
Me: "Um, changing?"
Friend 1: "Bu-but there are guys."
Friend 2: "And?"
Friend 1: "You're in your UNDERWEAR."
Me: "Yes. Yes, I am. And so is everyone else."
Friend 2: "This is your first musical, isn't it?"
Watchhihowsyourlife:
numbsex:
i cant stop laughing omfg
PH MY GOD
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HONESTY HOUR - guys do this.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
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I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past…
Re blogging for that last post there… Shanaynay….
ALSO!
These pants I commandeered from Ian are rather warm…
THEY KEPT ME WARM AFTER A SHOWER. MAGIC PANTS.
TUMBLR HAS NEW ICONS?
I was just on this morning? What fuckery is this?
“What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.”
— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via amorex)
Yes…. FORGET YOU ARE TURNING INTO A BUG. Then you’ll stop, maybe…
This book was weird, worth the read tho.
I secretly kinda wish I wore glasses.
I feel like I have one of those faces that look better with a pair of glasses.
Roxanne probems…
I HAVE CAUGHT UP FROM LAST NIGHT.
This hasn’t happened in a while…
In darkest day, in blackest night,
No post shall escape my sight.